Signs you see in China |
2. In a Shanghai hotel elevator : "Please leave your values at the front desk." 3. In a Hangzhou hotel : "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid." 4. In a Jilin hotel : "You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." 5. In a Wuxi dry cleaner : "Please drop your trousers here for best results." 6. Outside a Tianjin clothing shop : "Order your summer suits quick. Because of big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation." 7. In a Xian tailor shop : "Ladies may have a fit upstairs." 8. In a Guilin hotel : "Because of impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose." 9. An ad by Kunming dentist : "Teeth extracted by the latest methodists." 10. In a Hangzhou zoo : "Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable food give it to the guard on duty." 11. From a karaoke bar song list in Suzhou : "I'd Like to Teach the Wound to Sing; What Kind of Foot Am I." 12. In a Taiyuan bar : "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts." 13. Hainan airline ticket office : "We take your bags and send them to all directions." 14. In a Huashan temple : "It is forbidden to enter a woman. Even a foreigner if dressed as a man." 15. In a restaurant menu in Harbin : "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion." |
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